Useful Military Hand Signals for Checking on a Sleeping Baby

It can be risky when it's just you around your sleeping baby, to check on them or simply sneaking about your daily routine. The stakes are so high that you will wake them. So, the art of silent communication becomes one of the tools we parents develop out of dire need to not effing wake the baby. In light of this, here are some advanced military-style tactics you and your partner may try employing on the battlefield of parenthood. 

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    web comic - Design - HAND SIGNALS FOR CHECKING ON A SLEEPING BABY: PART 1 How ToBeADad DAD Did the baby fart? Did you hear that? Shhhhhhhh Oh god it smells awful! I will throat punch you! Do you want me to check it? Victory! Nah stay back, I'm going in.
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    web comic - Personal protective equipment - HAND SIGNALS FOR CHECKING ON A SLEEPING BABY: PART 2 How ToBeADad DAD Going to check her breathing. Wait no, not a good idea. You see! I told you! Ohhhhhh sh*t. Yep, she's opening her eyes! DUCK! We live here now. What do we do?
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    web comic - Personal protective equipment - HAND SIGNALS FOR CHECKING ON A SLEEPING BABY: PART 3 How ToBeADad DAD Breastmilk Uhhh. In front of the baby? Fooooo0od Sorry, still lost. Ah! Yes! I'1l just go get one. I need a damn bottle! Alright alight! Sheesh! Hurry the hell up!
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    web comic - Soldier - HAND SIGNALS FOR CHECKING ON A SLEEPING BABY: PART 4 How ToBeADad DAD It's too cold in here. Did you mess with the thermostat? Don't even start with me. Chill Maybe Did you just hand signal a Dad Joke? Just turn it up, alright! FINE!
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